dylanpurrry:

give—me—a—therapy:

It’s not that I miss you or love you. 

It’s just that I’m really, really, really lonely. 

rebelwithoutablog:

fuckyeahspeech:

Requirements:

1. Must be experienced in the field of potato.
2. Must have an IQ of no more than 70.3
3. The ability to read and write is not required. (in fact illiteracy gives one extra points)

Looking forward to this this weekend.

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

beyoncebeytwice:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

jordan beyoncebeytwice is my homegirl because i followed her when she was diaryofamadblackwoman or something and she followed me before either of us had any followers

those were the days

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

• fuckin raw
• super chill
• funky fresh
• rule breaker