1. darkmoonfall:

    This will never not be funny

    (via megantriumphant)

  2. confessionsofadirectioner:

    This will always be one of my favourite posts.

    (Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture, via zackisontumblr)


  3. sodamnrelatable:

    when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this


    (via ruinedchildhood)

  4. heyfunniest:

    eye on selenr

    (via zackisontumblr)

  5. onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

    The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

    (via empirestrikesback-1986)


  6. sceptre:

    i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me

    (via zackisontumblr)


  7. nerdjpg:

    if Jesse McCartney still wants my beautiful soul, it’s on sale for 20 dollars

    (Source: nerdjpg, via sowheresashley)

  8. bennycreampuff:

    They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

    They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

    They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

    They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

    Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

    (Source: brooklynmutt, via ramadiiwolf)


  9. boom clap the sound of my ass

    (Source: susemoji, via sowheresashley)

  10. darksideoftheshr00m:


    The Golden Ratio is Everywhere.

    do not fucking show these kinds of things to me

    (Source: iahan, via motionlmags)


  11. arcaninetails:

    breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

    (via sowheresashley)

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