1. regenderate:

    hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

    jaclcfrost:

    let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

    Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

    and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  2. masterblaster:

    theeasyvirtue:

    masterblaster:

    We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

    to big to use….?

    You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

    I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

    (via makemenotable)

     

  3. lungbender:

    Me: 

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    You:

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    (via makemenotable)

     
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  5. lanactrlaltdelrey:

    hugoaguilera:

    "hey can you do me a favor?"

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    "but-"

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    when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own

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    (Source: versaceslut, via makemenotable)

     
  6. amenpenis:

    Lana del Rey - Ride

    (via waipahumadee)

     
  7. s1uts:

    imdemetrialynn:

    britches-and-hose:

    imdemetrialynn:

    I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

    I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

    shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

    Somebody kick her ass please

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  8. awashinreverb:

    westbor0baptistchurch:

    I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

    This meme is so good it has end credits

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
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  11. jamjardines:

    jamjardines:

    MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

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    i wasn’t kidding okay

    (via fortheloveofmeandyou)

     
  12. haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

    j-willikers:

    wicked-mint-leaves:

    kateevangelistaauthor:

    This is SO cool that I just had to share.

    you clever fuckers

    my teacher used this today

    W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
    23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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    (via patroclusides)

     
  13. trouserweasel:

    damn right I did

    (via fortheloveofmeandyou)

     

  14. pyrexvisean:

    i sprinkle my blunts with that ramen noodle seasoning, that beef kief

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
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