This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
i’m really sorry
I jus threw up in my mouth
bye bye good porn. :(
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
This is how I imagine the welcome of Theyahoostaff from Tumblr
top 3 things about me
- fuckin raw
- super chill
- funky fresh
- rule breaker